Inspired by the this is my gun monologue in full metal jacket we dont sell guns but we do sell t shirts and mugs aprons hoods and iphone cases t shirt design reads this is my t shirt there are many like it but this one is mine my t shirt is my best friend it is my life i must master it as i must master life without me my t shirt is useless without my t shirt i am uselessour crew neck short sleeved mens t shirts are 100 premium cotton in a soft pre shrunk jersey knit our womens t